restart your computer to install important upd-
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR
It is true, all of us procrastinate and regret the delay.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1724 – 1799), German mathematician, experimental physicist, aphorist, and anglophile